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5. But if you break her rules, they will not find your body.
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)
Forgive me if this has been posted already, but I wanted to share my joy with you.
I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
I think that viewing marriage as “getting to come home to your best friend every day and just do life together” is dangerous. Because yeah, that’s technically true, but it makes marriage seem like a quaint pinterest board of couples drinking tea in blanket forts. If there’s…
The Three Graces of Botticelli’s Primavera, 1477-1482, the Uffizi Gallery, Florence